Glories and Absurdities

The nostalgia we have for yesterday will someday be for today. morrisstories.com

Everything and everyone we experience will be lost to us. I could knock on the door and might be able to persuade the current owners to let me into my grandparents’ house, but it wouldn’t be the house I remember. In every way that matters, that house is gone. morrisstories.com

I’ve done it. I cracked four eggs with one hand. Not a single yolk broke. Not a single shell fell. With my years-long odyssey complete, I celebrated by washing my hands.

My dog has no idea what’s happening in Texas or Ukraine. When she stretches out on the floor, she really stretches out. She’s so self indulgent. 

Even when I was disconnected from electronic media, I wasn’t completely free because I had to be home when the streetlights came on.

I told Dad I was going to fill my car with whiskey because it’s cheaper. He said they should put nipples on whiskey bottles and solve the baby formula crisis.

Why do I love “The Big Bang Theory?” It comes down to characters. It’s a sitcom, but the characters change and grow from season to season while remaining, essentially, themselves. The show was a ratings success, but I don’t think its writers get the credit they deserve for their artistry. morrisstories.com

Pentagon officials went before Congress this week to talk about UFOs. The official government name is unidentified aerial phenomena, but it’s the same thing: Stuff is happening that hasn’t been explained. Under questioning, officials said military sensors are picking up flying objects that turn and move too fast compared to U.S. technology or anything other …

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It’s Tuesday today, and I couldn’t be happier. It’s cliché to hate Mondays. Everybody hates Mondays. Cartoon cats hate Mondays. I like to think I’m original, my own man with my own thoughts. So let me just say, I love Tuesday.

The universe has served up a juicy nugget of comedy goodness from Canada. “The Kids in the Hall” is/are back some 30 years after the show ended. I highly recommend catching it on Amazon Prime unless you have an allergy to male frontal nudity.  morrisstories.com