When we have a six- or eight-pack of drinks, everyone else leaves the plastic holders on the cabinet top for me to cut. I make sure no birds get their necks caught and twisted in deadly circles. I’m a minor league superhero.
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When we have a six- or eight-pack of drinks, everyone else leaves the plastic holders on the cabinet top for me to cut. I make sure no birds get their necks caught and twisted in deadly circles. I’m a minor league superhero.